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All artwork on this site that doesn't suck (like my cool evil satyr buddy above), is the work of the One and Only George Webber.
Click here to check out his site.
Hire him. He rocks.

**CHECK OUT THE DR VISITOR PUKE STORIES**

Click the above image and go to a randomly chosen puking dedication page!
This page was made at special request. Elvis asks, Elvis gets. As usual, clicking on the thumbnail will take you to a larger image which particularly tasteful individuals may choose to use as wallpaper.

Ode to a Puker

Puke Love

AH, WHERE HAVE THE CASUAL PUKERS GONE,
SO STRAIGHTFORWARD
NOWDAYS NO TIME TO CASUALLY PUKE IN A HAZE,
ON THE STREETCORNER, OR STANDING IN LINE,
NO ONE WILL NOTICE ;THEY'RE IN A HUMAN RAT MAZE
TAKING UP SPACE TIL THEY'RE DYING.

--SCRAMBLER

Oh how do I love my vomit?
The volume of voilent liquid and chunks
The burn through the noise
The colors of bile beer and pizza
It's a cleansing properties
It is a birth
Preparing for more hedonistic excess
--Lester

My original homepage graphic.

A special puking collage!

NEWSFLASH:

PUKE-O-RAMA Kills DR's Commercial Prospects!

Dear Brigham Hausman,

In accordance with the Commission Junction Service Agreement, you have been removed from the Commission Junction Network for placing banners and/or links of an adult or offensive nature on your site: http://www.debaucherysreward.com/ in particular the random links that occur in your Puke-o-Rama section.

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Dear Puritanical Snobs Who Fear Biological Functions,

Whatever. I'm not offended that you enjoy sticking spiked dildos up your syphilitically crusted anal chasms. The puke-o-rama is medically therapuetic. I can't help it if your heads are up your asses. Here's to fucking your asses right into your rotting graves! I hope you live to see your childeren die of AIDS.

Love and kisses,
Brigham

You can annoy these onerous hyenas (who, by the way, are by no concept of the term even remotely timely with their promised payments for leeching your traffic) by sending an incessant deluge of scathing emails here: Fraud@cj.com and/or here: info@cj.com