Johnnie's Filthy Closet (9094 bytes)

NO TRESPASSING

There was a young man who flew to a foreign land.
When he arrived, no one would talk to him.
Because he wore red plastic pants.
Finally, a man stepped up to him and announced,
"I am the Devil. I will take you to where you want to go."
This man had strong hands.
"I want to be with a woman."
"Splendid!"
So Strong Hands took Red Pants around the corner,
Beat him in the ribs and face,
And left him for dead.

Take Me Back!